you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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