You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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