CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
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So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
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The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
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