Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
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Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
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Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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