I'm going to jail i love you
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
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I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
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My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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