I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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