Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
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when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
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my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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