I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
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Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
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Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Bring me that man meat
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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