just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Green mimosas i think yes
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I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
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Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
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You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day