the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
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So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
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There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties