Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Randomize
