i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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