Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
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Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
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The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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