i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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