I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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