you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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