Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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