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I'm fucking your sister right now.

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You motherfucker

(813): View more from Florida

She's next.

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(616): View more from Michigan

They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar

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(206): View more from Washington

Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.

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(305): View more from Florida

What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..

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(907): View more from Alaska

The chlamydia really affected his face.

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(772): View more from Florida

I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?

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(954): View more from Florida

Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.

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(520): View more from Arizona

I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.

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(425): View more from Washington

I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.

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