Can Purell be used as lube?
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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