Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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