i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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