i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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