just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
of course. lets lasso hookers.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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