The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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