We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I supernannyed him into submission
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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