Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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