just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
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So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
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Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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