yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
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I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
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Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
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