i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
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You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
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He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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