You can't special order awesome
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
