In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
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I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
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Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
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