all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
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