Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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