dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
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the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
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She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
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