K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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