rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
We had to coat check the pizza.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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