Where did you get a picture of my penis
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
We got so high we made milksteak
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
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24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
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My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
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