I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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