He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
