I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
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Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
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Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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