All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
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My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
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Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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