don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
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Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
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At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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