Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (765): View more from Indiana

  That was a long time ago. She needed the money.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (765): That was a long time ago. She needed the money. http://tfl.nu/tglw
  Replies (11) Good night (1188) Bad night (833)
• Favorite

  (407): View more from Florida

  my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much

  (1-407): View more from Florida

  It'll hurt less than being alone

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (407): my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much (1-407): It'll hurt less than being alone http://tfl.nu/6ydx
  Replies (12) Good night (4733) Bad night (1323)
• Favorite

  (909): View more from California

  flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (909): flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart http://tfl.nu/bteu
  Replies (17) Good night (5047) Bad night (1957)
• Favorite

  (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (724): I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard. http://tfl.nu/gkmc
  Replies (62) Good night (9738) Bad night (1630)
• Favorite

  (540): View more from Virginia

  it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (540): it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on http://tfl.nu/dgug
  Replies (23) Good night (5279) Bad night (1258)
• Favorite

  (714): View more from California

  no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (714): no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you http://tfl.nu/e8y7
  Replies (7) Good night (3045) Bad night (804)
• Favorite

  (423): View more from Tennessee

  it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (423): it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise. http://tfl.nu/943e
  Replies (25) Good night (7549) Bad night (1059)
• Favorite

  (817): View more from Texas

  I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (817): I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in http://tfl.nu/jhp8
  Replies (6) Good night (3197) Bad night (956)
• Favorite

  (619): View more from California

  Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (619): Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck http://tfl.nu/s9r0
  Replies (20) Good night (3537) Bad night (1818)
• Favorite

  (269): View more from Michigan

  I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (269): I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax. http://tfl.nu/b5v2
  Replies (5) Good night (2670) Bad night (671)
• Favorite

  (517): View more from Michigan

  First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (517): First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness. http://tfl.nu/gw3t
  Replies (7) Good night (2742) Bad night (580)
• Favorite

  (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Last time i carry you out of a forest

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (262): Last time i carry you out of a forest http://tfl.nu/h410
  Replies (8) Good night (1015) Bad night (534)
• Favorite

  (971): View more from Oregon

  I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (971): I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney. http://tfl.nu/myp2
  Replies (22) Good night (2150) Bad night (764)
• Favorite

  (740): View more from Ohio

  Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (740): Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes. http://tfl.nu/n93c
  Replies (4) Good night (2098) Bad night (517)
• Favorite

  (618): View more from Illinois

  I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (618): I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night. http://tfl.nu/847z
  Replies (0) Good night (568) Bad night (371)

Randomize