When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
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