She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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