i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Green mimosas i think yes
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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