Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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