i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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