His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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