Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
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