By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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