did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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