Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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