i think my tv is drunk
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
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Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
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What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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