FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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