Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
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