I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
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I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
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it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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